SEBASTIEN TELLIER/LES CONCERTS EMPORTER [TAKE AWAY SHOW]/DIVINE,

bizarre and beautiful. walter meego's french contemporaries i think.



download: sebastien tellier - divine


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MYLO + DEATH DISCO,

so i'm heading back to glasgow this weekend for sunday's intimate bloc party gig at barfly - on the band's guestlist no less (and zane lowe DJing the afterparty)- but that's not the only reason.

every 3rd weekend of the month in glasgow means the arches' DEATH DISCO. last month erol alkan played (the night after i seen him open dundee's okupa) but this month, scotlands hottest DJ of two years ago re-emerges from wherever he's been hiding: mylo. it's the club night's 6th birthday, so the music is going on until 4AM. beats dundee's shitty 2.30AM cut-off any day of the week.

the fact that i've got lots of uni coursework to do kind of pales into insignificance when faced with a weekend as epic as this. coursework can wait, bloc party and mylo certainly won't. so when i'm on a bus back to dundee on monday morning, nursing a gargantuan hang-over, with a rock-hard japanese lecture at eleven, i'll take comfort in the fact that the previous two nights could be highlights of the year.



download: mylo - paris four hundred (etienne de crécy remix)
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download: freeform five - no more conversations (mylo remix)
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FAN DEATH,

"Fan death is a South Korean urban legend which states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can cause the death (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia) of those inside. Fans manufactured and sold in Korea are equipped with a timer switch that turns them off after a set number of minutes, which users are frequently urged to set when going to sleep with a fan on." - wikipedia



download: fan death - the constellations



download: fan death - the son will rise

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ATTACK OF THE ARBITRARY TRACK! #6

after catching a repeat on E4+1 last week, i rewatched the first series of skins. most of my friends unfairly judged it on the few episodes they watched, but it really is a great show. it shows the truths of teen culture without all of the moral lesson crap that you get on shows like hollyoaks. characters don't immediately die after taking one puff of weed.

this track is used in the last scenes of the finale, in a surreal musical number in which all of the characters start singing. i won't spoil the cliffhanger for those who haven't seen it. the day after watching the finale, this was on ipod repeat. wild world? it really is.



download: cat stevens - wild world

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THE PREMATURE DEATH OF THE KARMA METER AND SUBSEQUENT REBIRTH AS "FUTILE RAMBLINGS OF A GUY WHO QUESTIONS HIMSELF TOO OFTEN"

to glean any form of understanding from this ramble, read this.

well it's been a quiet week for posting, and for that i apologize (should that put my karma score down already?). blogging seems to happen in waves for me, there can be days where i'm in the mood, and i feel the need to get out my thoughts about something, or share a particular piece of music or video with you guys. then there can be days where i'm just too tired, either from university or excessive alcohol consumption, and all i want to do is relax, watch a film or something, anything that i can passively enjoy. and it's been one of those weeks.


since i changed my option choices at uni, from SFX to japanese, i've got a lot more early mornings. the sound module was pretty much just a lecture and a lab session, but with japanese i'm in an extra five hours a week, and for some reason, most of the classes start at 9AM. any of you who work will right now be telling me to quit whining and being pathetic, but us students fall very easily into a lazy slump of not wanting to get up before 11AM, maybe it's a british thing. whenever i watch american films, the kids always seem to be up for fucking 6 in the morning and do a heap of stuff before they even get to school. most of my friends rolled out of bed half an hour before school started. anyway.

yeah so japanese is much more of a workload than SFX would have been, and it demands much more study time. sure SFX would have been an easy pass, but it wouldn't have been useful to me. so i've picked the right module now, even if it means more work... surely thats a few points up on the karma scale? well no, because it's not exactly selfless is it. damn. notice that i engage in conversation with myself too often? yeah i do that when i'm watching TV aswell, voicing my opinion outloud to myself when there isn't anyone to hear it. it's a bit like this blog i guess, an excercise in self indulgence. (i'm joking, we do get some readers. don't we my precious?).

this isn't actually even what i planned to write about just now. it's just been pointless rambling. maybe i should change the name of this thing. i was going to go into what i did last night and how it might affect my karma, but to be honest, i'm bored of typing now. maybe another day. could this be the most redundant post i've made on this site so far? could it's lack of point possibly be beaten? find out next time in - FUTILE RAMBLINGS OF A GUY WHO QUESTIONS HIMSELF FAR TOO OFTEN. there i've changed the name, the karma thing was stupid anyway.
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ONE WINGED ELECTRO, METALION,

this is the best found i've ever made on this blog, hands down. metalion e-mailed me yesterday with some mp3s, and with the quantity of mail that lands in my inbox, i assumed that, like the majority of it, they would be shit. but oh boy was i wrong.

this guy seems to channel justice and videogames, two of my favourite things. the bass is dirty and the synth is gorgeous, just how i like it. to be honest, if you were to specially tailor dance music to my exact tastes, this would be the result.

it has been a dream of mine, a recurring one, that some genius will remix that most iconic of video game themes -one winged angel from final fantasy 7. today it has come true. truly outstanding.

looks like this month's alter electro just got a whole lot more interesting.

download: metalion - fallen angel



download: metalion - masked funke



download: radiohead - reckoner (metalion remix)



is it just me or does that sample say in "masked fanke" shout "zach braff"? stay tuned, it's going to be a busy weekend. oh and stay safe.

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DON'T ASK BLOC PARTY TO LIP SYNC,

this is probably the biggest laugh i've had all day. bloc party sticking it to MTV and refusing to pretend to play live. kele runs around the stage, barely ever holding the mic to his face while pulling rave dance moves and jumping into the crowd.

at first the rest of the band tried to look like they were playing, until the last chorus when kele jumps up to matt on the drums and the both start dancing, while gordy jumps into the crowd and takes his bass off. russell continued "playing" the whole time, quite the consummate proffesional.

it's still not certain whether the band were actually forced to lip sync, since there are mixed reports of the event, the brazilians at the actual VMB awards seemed to take offense to it.

were BP on something? was it a rebelling against the system? who cares, it was fucking hilarious.

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NEW EROL ALKAN + FAN DEATH,

two weeks ago i was lucky enough to see erol alkan at the opening of a new club - OKUPA! - in dundee.

the night began with longest wait i've ever had to get into a club, not because of the huge demand for tickets, i had one already, but because of the shitty inexperienced new staff. then the bar staff were just as bad, about half an hour for drinks, so it was a two shots and two drinks situation.

thankfully when i hit the floor, two drinks in hand, erol was in full flow and the rest of the night was a nirvana like ecstasy of dirty electro. except for the ridulous fact that dundee clubs stop the music at 2.30 and wouldn't even let him play an encore. despite all my moaning it was an amazing night, honestly.

anyway, here's the new remix. from the newest signing to his label, south korean fan death. those synth strings are killer. their 70s inspired dance is actually fantastic in it's own right, watch out for a feature coming soon.



download: fan death - veronica's veil (erol alkan extended rework)

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A CROSS THE UNIVERSE/WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN BLOGGING?,

i'm sick of pretentious idiot music bloggers that are only interested in whatever's new. too often nowadays, certain blog writers will turn on an artist or band that they've lavished praise upon, and start mindlessly attacking them.

it's like the kids that used to go to your school, who pretended they were really into music when all they really did was treat new bands like a fad, as if they were fucking pokémon cards. as soon as the fad ran it's course, or the band got popular, they'd mercilessly sever ties and look for another band wagon to jump on, excuse the pun. just because something has become somewhat mainstream, doesn't mean it loses the originality it had in the first place.

justice have felt the force of this backlash more than anyone recently, all from bloggers so far up their own arse they can't even fucking hear anything any more.



download: justice - D.A.N.C.E. (a cross the universe rehearsal version)

this is all a long pre-amble to news of a new justice live dvd, with fresh material. and yes i'm excited, because justice remain to be as groundbreaking as they were 2 years ago, sure they should be getting to work on a new album, but hey, as shown, the turnaround on perception of new artists is so fast, they'd be stupid not to cash in now.

thanks to baked not fried for the find.
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SMOOSH,

now for something a world apart from the cookie cutter disney we were lampooning earlier in the day. these guys hit my radar last night when looking for decent bloc party covers. at first sight they look like a gimicky girl band, but after watching them cover "this modern love" and having a quick swatch at their myspace, i discovered that the truth is, they're anything but.

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two sisters from seattle, don't let their age put you off, (in fact i don't actually know what age they are, could be 40 for all i know, but they look young) they play catchy indie pop that could be likened to a mix between tokyo police club and au revoir simone. perhaps covering bloc party is no coincidence either, because the drum lines are in part quite similar sounding to matt tong's genius, especially in the track "find a way".



download: smoosh - find a way

and they're no babes in terms of recorded material either, they have two LPs released with the third on it's way. the second of which you can purchase - here.



download: smoosh - waiting for something



download: smoosh - free to stay
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HOT OR COLD?,

here is the next katy perry track that you're going to hear so much you'll want to rip your ears off, but you'll still watch the video hundreds of times because you think she's kinda gorgeous and she looks identical to someone but you can't put your finger on it.



download: katy perry - hot 'n' cold

it's zooey deschanel btw.


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EXCLUSIVE - BEHIND THE SCENES AT DISNEY LABORATORIES + HSM3 NEWS

On 7th October, the UK premiere of High School Musical 3 takes place. Five Cineworld Cinemas will be hosting the premiere via satellite from London. Preceeding the screening at 5:45pm will be interviews live from the red carpet as well as songs from HSM1&2. The film will begin at 7pm. Tickets cost £10 and include a free t-shirt.

The cinemas are:

Glasgow
Birmingham
Didsbury
Sheffield
Cardiff

well i know what i'll be doing on the 7th of october. free t-shirt? i'm in. anyone know where the fuck didsbury is? is that even a real place? it sounds made up anyway.

UPDATE: sources are telling us that didsbury is actually in manchester. you can always trust our excellent news team to get information like that to you first.

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BUFFET LIBRE DJ'S VERBENA NO.5 MIX,

download: buffet libre DJ's - verbena no.5



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here it is, the new buffet libre mix, premiering yet unreleased material from miami horror, louis la roche & sidechains, xinobi, culture prophet, heads we dance, the requesters, alex metric & autokratz, diamond cut, the hhantom's revenge, the outrunners & russ chimes and electric youth & justin faust. nice.

TRACKLIST:
1. Sintonia Buffetlibre
2. Heads We Dance – The Human Touch
3. Louis La Roche – Peach (Sidechains Remix)
4. Alex Metric – Deadly On A Mission (Autrkratz Remix)
5. Professor Groove & The Booty Affair – Lose Control (Diamond Cut ReLoss)
6. The Requesters – Strong Love
7. Miami Horror – Don’t Be On With Her (Vocal version)
8. Xinobi – Valsa In Nova Jersey
9. Super Mal – Bigger Than Big (Bag Raiders Remix)
10. N.O.S. – Please (The Phantom’s Revenge Remix)
11. Baby Diamonds – Shooting The Stars
12. Overthrill – Your Life
13. Mission Control – Innerspace (Designer Drugs Remix)
14. Giorgio Moroder – E=mc2 (Culture Prophet Remix)
15. The Outrunners – These Girls Are Dressed To Kill (Russ Chimes Remix)
16. Radiohead – Reckoner (Frankmusik Remix)
17. Inner Party System – Die Tonight (LA Riots Remix)
18. Electric Youth – Replay (Justin Faust Remix)
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ATTACK OF THE ARBITRARY TRACK! #5,

because random is, like, so overused

it's back! the attck! of the arbitrary track! phone jack! blister pack! bernie mac!oh shit, bernie mac is dead isn't he? oh well, at alongthewaterfall, we spit in the face of bad taste. but really, no offence intended.

anyway, this one is especially random. well, i was watching forgetting sarah marshall and a belle and sebastian track i'd never heard was used during a montage. which is weird because i've heard a lot of B&S songs, they're on of my favourite bands. so anyway, turns out it's off a really old album, so i downloaded it and i've been listening to it all week, i'm in love. so anyway, here's that track. wasn't that random on second thought. have a listen, you won't regret it.



download: belle and sebastian - get me away from here i'm dying


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THE KARMA METER,

for a while, i've been looking for a way to write about my own life here, without being boring and without revealing how self-obsessed and overly introspective i am. traditional diaries are monotonous, and rely heavily on interesting things actually happening, i wanted to do something that would let me write about my experiences in a different way. then i had an idea.


often, too often perhaps, i'll stand-back and reflect on my daily actions and behaviour. sometimes i'll conclude that i've done well in a particular day, been productive and an all round nice guy. but regrettably, most of the time i realise i've done fuck-all with my day and been a royal dick head, especially recently.

i'm a firm believer in karma. just the general principal, none of the religious stuff. i believe that the best way to live is to try and be kind to those around you, affect their life in a positive way, and hopefully, some divine presence will see that you're rewarded positively yourself. i don't believe in any higher being in particular, just that something, some power maybe is judging us. and primarilly i believe that even if there isn't any higher power, it's a good way to live regardless.

when i try to weigh up my own karma, when i'm being that overly introspective way, lying in bed, or pretending to study, i find it hard to remember the days and weeks before, it's impossible to give myself an imaginary score in the grand scheme of things. so i propose this. i'll create an imaginary meter, that tracks my own "karma", if i do something "bad", insult or belittle someone, or waste a lot of time, i'll mark myself down accordingly. if i engage in a random act of kindness, or influence someone else to do so, i'll put my hypothetical marker up a few notches.


cunt ------------------------------ christ

so for now, let's imagine i'm right bang in the middle of that meter, i'll try and get a better visual representation for next time, for now it'll do.

so from now on, arbitrarilly, maybe weekly, maybe whenever i do something remarkably interesting, the meter will be adjusted and i'll post my thoughts. it'll be like an ending to a scrubs episode, with my musings replacing JD's monologue, where i'll retrospectively reflect on the lessons learned, what i did right, and how maybe i could have done better.

it does sound a little dumb, but reserve judgement until it starts getting going, and i start judging myself. it'll be a good way for me to vent and get any thoughts i have out there, while revealing how self obsessed i really am, and in a pretentiously exestential way.

until the ball starts rolling, stay safe!
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THE COUNT + SINDEN + EVAN RACHEL WOOD,

download: the count + sinden - hardcore girls


last month i went to see DJ a-trak and sinden at glasgow's subclub. having seen a-trak befre, i was more interested in what sinden would be like. when we were going into the club, getting ID'd (subclub are one of the strictest for IDing), they walked by us, entering the club.

it was like something out of austin powers, sinden dressed exactly the same as a-trak, big hoody, low jeans and trademark oversized cap, and when they hit the decks it was just the same, they played identical music styles. immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but come on.

this landed in my inbox today, and it seems sinden has redeemed himself, or is he now just piggybacking on the count? make up your own mind. and a don rimini remix.

download: the count + sinden - hardcore girls (don rimini remix)


evan rachel wood action after the jump...


oh, greenday, you can wake up now.... stay safe.


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